Morris-Turnberry Mayor Paul Gowing should be applauded for his great work protecting us from elephants with his all encompassing critter control by-law. If it wasn’t for his great wisdom most of us would have succumb to the high pressure sales tactics of the omnipresent door-to-door elephant sales squads that plague all our neighbourhoods during elephant season. But thanks to King Gowing, we now know that elephants aren’t good house pets and we can all start to make better pet choices.
At least one potbelly pig is planning on attending the 05June2018 council meeting where her fate will be determined by King Gowing. We should all bow to his great wisdom, he was right about the elephants after all!
Please take the time to attend the meeting and give Gerty a tummy-rub goodbye. Help massage/tenderizer her just in case King Gowing is hungry for bacon.
Next Meeting:
Location: 41342 Morris Road
Date: June 05, 2018
Time: 7:30