(Wingham, ON) Wingham’s most notorious troll and online bully, who has destroyed numerous Facebook groups and lives with his vicious hate speech, is now being added to the Hall of Shame.
“Jimmy the Rat’s” self-inflicted mental impairment due to substance abuse is no excuse for the litany of crimes perpetrated by Wingham’s most hated and despicable citizen. His neighbors live in fear after threats and assaults triggered by this unstable hatemonger, who has allegedly been seen defecating in public and then blaming it on his newly acquired dog. Rumor has it he got the dog after watching an episode of Family Guy where they mention a dog licking peanut butter off you, regardless of where you put it. Apparently, a dog and peanut butter are the only ways this maladroit single man can get any physical contact without directly paying for it.
Property values have plummeted due to the rat’s backyard scrapyard, making properties unsellable and causing hundreds of thousands in lost equity. His recent public breakdown has manifested in trespassing, destroying private property, illegally dumping garbage, and committing slander and libel. The Rat has taken to dumping garbage on private property, posting a sign claiming it might be contaminated with meth and/or fentanyl—apparently, his chronic substance abuse has hurt his memory. The Rat is now trying to blame the alleged contamination on a local homeless family, knowing they can’t defend themselves from his abuse.
“The Rat” spends much of his time driving around Wingham, yelling obscenities and flipping the bird at random people. He occasionally slows down at stop signs and refuses to obey parking rules. Fortunately, he isn’t allowed near the schools, offering a slight layer of protection for the community’s children.
Some of The Rat’s family members have had to leave town due to extreme embarrassment, and more are planning to leave to distance themselves from the abuse and shame of having the same last name. This is why WFP will not be releasing The Rat’s last name, to help prevent further innocent victims from suffering due to this habitual abuser. His frequent interactions with police, and his charges mysteriously “disappearing,” have led the entire community to assume he is a police informant—a rat.
Text message alerts have been circulating in Wingham, warning of this criminal, while several online forums have exploded with hate and threats toward The Rat, with many demanding his last name and home address. On one notorious website, hacked cellphone footage—or deep fakes—show The Rat and his dog in hysterical and disturbing sexual scenarios.
The public is advised to check the court dockets and watch court sessions via Zoom, using the links provided for updates.